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Farting! by Z-Circle

Farting! - - - ! - ! - 9HAZOR OF BEYOND FORCE IS FORCED TO START WRITING BULLSHIT - OKAY HERE I AM !! WE(TMS & VIZ OF Z-CIRCLE AND HAZOR(THAT'S ME) OF BEYOND FORCE) ARE NOW IN MY PLACE IN JOKIOINEN - $ TMS & VIZ ARE S(H)ITTING IN MY ROOM - VIZ SAID THAT I HAVE TO WRITE !PARW NOW BUT I THINK THAT IT'S NOT TIME TO STOP THIS CRAP YET - $ TMS IS PLAYING POKER WITH HIS DISKS - 1 HE SAYS THAT DON'T WRITE EVERYTHING WHAT HE SAYS - AIR IS A BIT BORING NOW, COZ NOBODY HAVE NOTHING SENSIBLE TO WRITE - ./ TMS SAID BLAAH - .> TMS'S MIDDLE FINGER IS ROTTEN - .2 OH NO, PHONE IS RBING - ' NOW I'M TALKING IN A PHONE WITH AXEMAN - .= NOW HE ASKS WHAT HE MUST SAY - .) HE SAID BHOH$ NJW - + AXEMAN SENDS HELLOS TO ALL OF HIS CONTACTS - ALSO HE SAYS THAT THIS DEMO IS GREAT UNTIL HE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS YET - % I'M NOW TALKING WITH SBT OF ANTIRIAD - .< HE SAYS JABBADABBA DOO HUUH - .5 HE HAVE 2 COINS LEFT - .3 JESUS IS HERE NOW - .; JESSUS IS NOT HERE ANYMORE - # HE'S NOW IN A HELL COZ I KILLED IT - .3 HJEPPADEJ DUDES!! - .IT'S NOW TMS WRITING SOME REAL BULLZHIT TO YOU - OH FUCK! THIS PLACE IS REALLY SILENT, ONLY FUCKING COWS EATING FRESH BROWN GRASH ON FIELDS - 0AND GUESS WHAT!? - .THE NEAREST SHOP IS ABOUT 5KM AWAY FROM HERE!! - AND THAT'S NOT ALL, IF YOU WANT TO GO TO "VILLAGE" BY BUS, THERE GOES ONLY ONE BUS PER DAY - SO IF YA WANT TO COME BACK AT THE SAME DAY, YOU MUST WALK A LITTLE (5KM THROUGH THE FIELDS! HEHE - .< FUCKIN' BULLSHIT EVERYWHERE - WELL, I THINK I MUST GIVE THIS KEYBOARD TO HATSOR COZ I THINK HE DOESN'T LIKE MY TEXTS AT ALL - 3 AND THAT WAS TMS INTRODUCING HIS HOME PLACE FOR ME - I'M REALLY GLAD THAT I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN A SAME PLACE WHERE HE LIVES - TMS HAVE A FUNNY HOME COZ THERE IS ONLY 2 KILOMETRES TO SHITFACTORY AND THE SMELL IS AS GOOD AS THE SMELL OF TMS HIMSELF - TMS WANTS TO FUCK SOME SHIT FOR YOU SO HERE HE IS, THE GREATEST MOTHERFUCKER IN FINLAND : TMS OF THE Z-CIRCLE - $ AND IT'S TMS OF THE Z-CIRCLE AGAIN - FUCK OFF HAZOR!! DON'T PUT SHIT TO PEOPLE'S MOUTH SO MUCH (WELL, THERE'S SO MUCH SHIT EVERYWHERE THAT YOU REALLY HAVE TO PUT IT SOMEWHERE IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING - )HAZOR HAS A INTRESTING POSTER IN HIS WALL - !(BBAR+IAN POSTER) - 7YOU KNOW, HAZOR THINKS THAT THERE'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING - .2 MAN IN THE POSTER - WELL, AND I EVEN CAN'T SEE THE LADY, COZ HAZOR HAS COVERED HER WITH THE SHIT - )AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT HAZOR'S HOBBIES - HAZOR LIKES FISHING IN RIVER, WHICH IS FULL OF SMELLING, YELLOW AND BROWN THINGS - .6 YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN - %THAT'S WHY HAZOR LOOKS WHAT HE IS NOW - OH, I THINK I MUST ESCAPE BEFORE HAZOR KILLS ME WITH BULLSHIT GUN - WHILE TMS IS CLEANING MY ROOM BY EATING THE SHIT WHAT HE BROUGHT HERE I(HAZOR) WILL WRITE SOMETHING - & TMS IS A BIT BITTER OF THE MAN IN MY BBAR)IAN POSTE - $MPOTENT BUT THE MAN IN POSTER IS NOT - I KNOW THAT COZ THE LOVELY WOMEN IN POSTER TOLD ME ABOUT THAT ONE NIGHT - I'M VERY SAD COZ I MUST LIVE NEAR THE RIVER WHICH COMES FROM SHITFACTORY - SHITFACTORY IS NOT BAD BUT TMS LIVES NEAR SHITFACTORY! THAT'S WHY THE RIVER IS FULL OF SHIT WHILE TMS IS TRYING TO FUCK FISHS IN RIVER - TMS IS LAUGHING NOW COZ HE KILLED A POOR SWIMMER LAST NIGHT BY SHITTING IN A RIVER - SWIMMER DIED FROM SUFFOCATION COZ HIS MOUTH WAS FULL OF TMS'S SHIT - .1 I THINK THAT THBIS :ENOUGH ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT - ALL WHAT WE HAVE WROTE WAS JOKE - .6 I WILL !PARW AWAY NOW - WELL, WE (TMS & VIZ OF Z-CIRCLE AND HAZOR OF BEYOND FORCE) HOPE YOU LIKED THIS DEMO AND WAIT FOR THE NEW INTRESTING BULLSHIT STORIES IN NEAR FUTURE - 1DEMO CODED BY TMS - !PARW IS COPYRIGHT BY HAZOR OF BEYOND FORCE, IF YOU USE IT THEN MENTION ME - JOHAN, SE PERKELEEN PASKA LOPPU! - - - - ! - - 9HAZOR OF BEYOND FORCE IS FORCED TO START WRITING BULLSHIT - OKAY HERE I AM !! WE(TMS & VIZ OF Z-CIRC1 - D FORCE) ARE NOW IN MY PLACE IN JOKIOINEN - $ TMS & VIZ ARE S(H)ITTING IN MY ROOM - VIZ SAID THAT I HAVE TO WRITE !PARW NOW BUT I THINK THAT IT'S NOT TIME TO STOP THIS CRAP YET - $ TMS IS PLAYING POKER WITH HIS DISKS - 1 HE SAYS THAT DON'T WRITE EVERYTHING WHAT HE SAYS - AIR IS A BIT BORING NOW, COZ NOBODY HAVE NOTHING SENSIBLE TO WRITE - ./ TMS SAID BLAAH - .> TMS'S MIDDLE FINGER IS ROTTEN - .2 OH NO, PHONE IS RBING - ' NOW I'M TALKING IN A PHONE WITH AXEMAN - .= NOW HE ASKS WHAT HE MUST SAY - .) HE SAID BHOH$ NJW - + AXEMAN SENDS HELLOS TO ALL OF HIS CONTACTS - ALSO HE SAYS THAT THIS DEMO IS GREAT UNTIL HE HAVEN'T SEEN THIS YET -